Abnormal Cyrus


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Date of Death: 12/12/74

Favorite Place: Musty basements

Favorite Color: Stripes

Goal in Life: To fit a dozen ping-pong balls in his mouth

Hobbies: Writing songs about his beloved Toastie, painting green eyes on everything, and counting cracks in the ceiling

Favorite Saying: “Wowwie wowsers!!!” (He’ll usually repeat it a couple hundred times before he gets tired of it)

Dream Occupation: Optometrist

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